Ian has been begging to watch New Moon from the…yes, The Twilight Series.  It came in for me as a hold at the library and I knew that Ian would be ecstatic. He loves monsters ALL monsters. He is a man’s man..well, at least as manly as you can get at 7. Well, wait…his favorite color is pink…But in his defense he says “Yeah, you want to make somethin’ of it” ready to fight when he has to defend his choice and he likes to dance…but…uhhh yeah…other than that… We gather around on movie nights, spread out on the floor and couches and watch.  We watched Twilight a while back. Did you see that one? Of course every person on the planet probably has by now. Well there is a scene where Edward grabs Bella, throws her on his back, jumps out his bedroom window and starts to scale a tree at a high rate of speed. Well, Ian…layin’ back with his hands behind his head says…”I wish I was a girl!”  There was silence in the room. Even from his brothers. I said…What? Surely I was losing my hearing faster than I thought…I quietly said…You want to be a girl?…He said…Yeah, That way I could have a Vampire for a pet! Grin on my face at my precious baby boy, I explained that  boys could have girl vampires as pets. He was satisfied with my answer…Cool…another crisis pushed back for another day.